| B | I | N | G | O |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No-Pill | Load-Bearing Fictions | Responsible Conspiracy Theorizing | Edugenic Harm | Gated Institutional Narrative (GIN) |
| Universal Basic Forgiveness | Extractive Elite | Chess-Opening Problem | The Looting Party | Agentic |
| Fact-Checker | New Orchards | FREE | Perfectly Legal | The Big Nap |
| The United States of Absolutely Nothing (U.S.A.N.) | Facultative Autism | Reputational Violence | Hypocrisy Budget | Map the Silences |
| Degraded State | Long Term vs Short Term Optimization | Twin Nuclei | Kayfabrication | Long-Form Podcasting |